Dmv lyrics by Primus

Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People tracklist

released 2003 via
1. The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride
2. Pilcher's Squad
3. Mary The Ice Cube
4. The Last Superpower Aka Rapscallion
5. My Friend Fats
6. John The Fisherman
7. Too Many Puppies
8. Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
9. Tommy The Cat
10. My Name Is Mud
11. Mr Krinkle
12. Dmv lyrics
13. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
14. Southbound Pachyderm
15. Shake Hands With Beef
16. Over The Falls
17. Lacquer Head
18. The Devil Went Down To Georgia

I've been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it thc
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless