Jerry Was A Race Car Driver lyrics by Primus

Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People tracklist

released 2003 via
1. The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride
2. Pilcher's Squad
3. Mary The Ice Cube
4. The Last Superpower Aka Rapscallion
5. My Friend Fats
6. John The Fisherman
7. Too Many Puppies
8. Jerry Was A Race Car Driver lyrics
9. Tommy The Cat
10. My Name Is Mud
11. Mr Krinkle
12. Dmv
13. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
14. Southbound Pachyderm
15. Shake Hands With Beef
16. Over The Falls
17. Lacquer Head
18. The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say el solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun

Captain pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.