New Boobs lyrics by NOFX

Ribbed tracklist

released 1991 via
1. Green Corn
2. The Moron Brothers
3. Showerdays
4. Food, Sex & Ewe
5. Just The Flu
6. El Lay
7. New Boobs lyrics
8. Cheese
9. Where's My Slice
10. Together On The Sand
11. Nowhere
12. Brain Constipation
13. Gonoherpasyphlaids
14. I Don't Want You Around
15. The Malachi Crunch

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36d


I'm not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams


My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be


Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick, local anesthetic


Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don't know


The reason why I can't find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymore