My stupid boyfriend lyrics by The Magnetic Fields

Quickies tracklist

released 2020 via Nonesuch Records
1. Castles of america
2. The biggest tits in history
3. The day the politicians died
4. Castle down a dirt road
5. Bathroom quickie
6. My stupid boyfriend lyrics
7. Love gone wrong
8. Favorite bar
9. Kill a man a week
10. Kraftwerk in a blackout
11. When she plays the toy piano
12. Death pact (let's make a)
13. I've got a date with jesus
14. Come, life, shaker life!
15. (i want to join a) Biker gang
16. Rock 'n' roll guy
17. You've got a friend in beelzebub
18. Let's get drunk (and get divorced)
19. The best cup of coffe in tennesse
20. When the brat upsatirs got a drum kit
21. The price you pay
22. The boy in the corner
23. Song of the ant
24. I wish i had fangs and a tail
25. Evil rhythm
26. She says hello
27. The little robot girl
28. I wish i were a prostitue again

My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map
My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to pick up his room
My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom

Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
Then you could be my stupid
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin
My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkiest gin
My stupid girlfriend just mumbles in her private code
My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode

Oh, if only they'd follow the overdose trend
Then you could be my stupid
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind
My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind
My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself
My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic elk

We don't even like them so why pretend
When you could be my stupid
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
Then you could be my stupid
Boyfriend/Girlfriend