The Spicy Mchaggis Jig lyrics - Dropkick Murphys song

ill tell you a story believe me its true
a tale youd best hope never happens to you
old spicy mchaggis, how he met his fate
you i can save but for him its too late

spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes are gigantic, and so is his schlong
from city to city running around
always looking for chicks over 400 pounds

one night at a pub a girl caught his eye
as big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick up line
though to himself 'this beast is all mine'
the portly young lady could stand for nomore
she grabbed his cojones and went for the door

they got to her house and dimmed all the lights
spicy was in for one hell of a night
he said that hed love her hed always be true
'but mr mchaggis ive only just met you!'

by now he saw double through his drunken eyes
he saw neither looks or appropriate size
he came to his senses thought to himself
at this time of night i wont find nothing else
he took off his shirt she lifted her skirt
they pulled out his unit and started to play
she asked for a glove he gave her a shove
had baby mchaggis nine months to the day

SPICY
spicy
SPICY
spicy
SPICY
spicy
SPICY
spicy

one night at a pub a girl caught his eye
as big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick up line
though to himself 'this beast is all mine'
the portly young lady could stand for nomore
she grabbed his cojones and went for the door

three packs a day hell smoke till he dies
spicy mchaggis is one hell of a guy