Hoops lyrics - Weezer song

Bought a toaster just to make some toast
First I had to scan a QR code
Where's the jerk who built this hamster wheel?
I'm gonna tell him exactly how I feel

Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

Bought an iron just to fix my clothes
Got a procedure just to fix my nose
Calvin Broadus warned us all about hoes
And all she ever wanted was to paint her toes

Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

I don't wanna deal with the rigmarole
I'm good where I am, I'm a straight talking man
Your plan ain't working, let me settle the score
I don't wanna jump through your hoops no more

I don't wanna deal with the rigmarole (I was jumping, jumping)
I'm good where I am, I'm a straight talking man (Jumping, I was jumping)
Your plan ain't working, let me settle the score (Jumping, I was jumping)
I don't wanna jump through your hoops no more (I was jumping)

Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

Hoops, hoops

Hoops lyrics