Tommy The Cat lyrics - Primus song

'Well I remember it as though it were a meal ago....'

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear
whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way
into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its
demise while staring point blank down the carnivorous barrel of this
awesome prowling machine. Truly a wonder of nature this urban
predator. Tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was
a rare occasion such as this, that he did...

'Well she came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin'
off a hot biscuit. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse
suspicion in even the oldest of the Tigers that hung around the
hot spot in those days. The sight was beyond belief.
Many a head snapped double, even triple takes as
the vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the
alleyway where the most virile young tabbys were
known to hang out. They hung in droves!
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place
And that was O'Malleys Alley!'

'The air was thick with cat calls, no pun intended,
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she
sauntered up into the heart of the alleyway.
She knew what she wanted!
She was lookin for that... stud bull!
she was looking for that, he cat....
And that was me.'

'Tommy the Cat is my name!!!
And I say unto thee...'

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me
Say baby? Say baby?!