Triplex lyrics - Insane Clown Posse song

Close your eyes and relax, ok?
Alright... Is Eddy around? Can I hear from Eddy today?
Eddy, do you wanna tell me what's on your mind?

Bloody red blood shed, gutted hoes and death Hatin' women, I kill them 'till there ain't none left
Call me Machete Eddy, tell Betty be ready
I'll Slice her titties off and chop 'em into slops of spaghetti

Not good, Ok, how bout Hank? Hank? What's up with you today? How's the diet going?

I Wanna fuck a fat lady, have fat babies, and love 'em
And shove 'em, in a fat microwave oven
And eat em naked in my backyard, at midnight grubbin'
Run to the toilet, guts bubblin', and blow it up

Jesus Christ, and what about Dan? Is my friend Dan around today?

Dan man here, I had 3 sisters, 4 brothers
I killed all of them fother muckers
A Sacrifice for the girl I love, who cares if she's a he? Listen
I Was born a she, why do we keep missing?

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Eddy, are you there? You're not planning to harm any women right?
We talked about self control
Fuck that, I'm gonna fuckin' murder Chloe Kardashian
Run straight through her front door, and crash it in Head butt her motha fuckin' forehead and bash it in
Snap pics of the dead bitch and cash 'em in

Yeeeaah, Ok, and Hank, how bout you buddy? How are you doing with self control?

It's Fat Hank again, look here, I chewed off my own toe
The pain was vicious, but the shit was delicious
I Ate my left hand too, you think it's dumb shit but I don't know though, yo, 'cause it was scrumptious

Dan are you in there? Dan you've got someone at home who loves you very much, somebody special right?

I Guess, but I kinda turned her head backwards
I heard a snap, her skin wrinkled, I wacked her silly!
And I shaved all the hair, off the back of her mellon, and painted
Love's face there. "Welcome back" I tell him, or her

Obviously I need to increase your medication

3 Murderers
1 Morbid Man
Don't question why in
The Mind of a Lunatic 3 murderers
1 Morbid Man
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3 Murderers
1 Morbid Man
Don't question why in
The Mind of a Lunatic 3 murderers
1 Morbid Man
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Eddy, do you remember the exercises to calm your anger? How you feeling buddy?

I Feel like I'm sick of killing hookers, it's too easy
Cops say "So what" and yawn Unless you leave the bloody, naked slut on they lawn
They don't give a shit, I need to off a bitch cop, a bitch judge, I need to... Say doc, what's your wife do?

Let's keep the focus on you Eddy. So Hank, we talked about living a heathy lifestyle, what have you done to improve your health?

I Shot an athlete in the head and ate his heart for a start
I Shot a scholar in the heart and ate his brain for the smarts
I Shot a porn star and ate his junk, to be dick strong But caught full blown AIDS, I'll be gone before the song

Dan have you been avoiding stress? We talked about you relaxing and maybe having some fun
My buddy Dustin, lately, we've been gagging each other So I've been shaggin, his 83 year old mother
He was asleep, I cut his head off with a sword, classic
When he went to comb his hair it wasn't there! Fantastic!

3 Murderers
1 Morbid Man
Don't question why in
The Mind of a Lunatic 3 murderers
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In The Mind of a Lunatic
3 Murderers
1 Morbid Man
Don't question why in
The Mind of a Lunatic 3 murderers
1 Morbid Man
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In The Mind of a Lunatic

All 3 of you are demented and I've had it, Eddy, I'm going home to be with my wife
Hank, you wanna eat something? Try my balls. And Dan, I don't know what you are Dan!

3 Murderers
1 Morbid Man
Don't question why in
The Mind of a Lunatic 3 murderers
1 Morbid Man
Triplex of violence
In The Mind of a Lunatic 3 Murderers
1 Morbid Man
Don't question why in
The Mind of a Lunatic 3 murderers
1 Morbid Man
Triplex of violence
In The Mind of a Lunatic