Trashed - 1994 - Fat Wreck
The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock but 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk but tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun
Oh, Beer Goggles
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car?
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
'Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?'
' Hey man, it's a start '
'Hi, my name's Barbie'
'My name's Ken'
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk again
Oh, Beer Goggles
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on...
And one size fits all!!!
Beer Goggles lyrics