Enter Shikari - Slipshod song lyrics

"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"

Get me the manager
"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"

First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don?t want to be here

Second of all I was seated by the window
and the draft was a serious inconvenience

There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn?t mine
We put our order in - I can?t believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain?t in season

My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut

Rory C, well, tell ?em?
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you?re pushing me to my limits!

"Please don?t raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment,
I?m sure we can sort this out quietly no?"

Oh really? Well that?s a great vase you got there,
It?d be a real shame if something happened to it?

Slipshod, kick it.
Cunt.