Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver song lyrics
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell.
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People (2003)
1. The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride
2. Pilcher's Squad
3. Mary The Ice Cube
4. The Last Superpower Aka Rapscallion
5. My Friend Fats
6. John The Fisherman
7. Too Many Puppies
8. Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
9. Tommy The Cat
10. My Name Is Mud
11. Mr Krinkle
12. Dmv
13. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
14. Southbound Pachyderm
15. Shake Hands With Beef
16. Over The Falls
17. Lacquer Head
18. The Devil Went Down To Georgia