Primus - The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride song lyrics
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To the carpenter and the dainty bride
The grass appears greener on the other side
So let's clarify before we unite
That the grass in never greener on the other side

To the carpenter said the dainty bride
I pledge to you my love tonight
But I will not hesitate to euthanize
If the grass becomes greener on the other side

Said the carpenter to the dainty bride
I would never do a thing to jeopardize
This union I consider prize
Grass never will be greener on the other side

To the preacher man said the dainty wife
He thought the grass was greener on the other side
So I buried in his belly my butcher knife
And ended these years of wretched strife

Said the preacher man to the guilty wife
Though the law may give you twenty years to life
Pray forgiveness in the Father's eyes
And the grass just may be greener on the other side
Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People (2003)
1. The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride
2. Pilcher's Squad
3. Mary The Ice Cube
4. The Last Superpower Aka Rapscallion
5. My Friend Fats
6. John The Fisherman
7. Too Many Puppies
8. Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
9. Tommy The Cat
10. My Name Is Mud
11. Mr Krinkle
12. Dmv
13. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
14. Southbound Pachyderm
15. Shake Hands With Beef
16. Over The Falls
17. Lacquer Head
18. The Devil Went Down To Georgia