Primus - DMV song lyrics
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I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless
Pork Soda (1993)
1. Pork Chop's Little Ditty
2. My Name Is Mud
3. Welcome To This World
4. Bob
5. DMV
6. The Ol' Diamond Back Sturgeon
7. Nature Boy
8. Wounded Knee
9. Pork Soda
10. The Pressman
11. Mr. Krinkle
12. The Air Is Getting Slippery
13. Hamburger Train
14. Hail Santa