You never told me where you came from,
You never told me your name,
I didn't know if you were legal tender,
But I spent you just the same.
I didn't think it could happen to me,
But I fell in love in the first degree -
It was love at first feel
They said it was disgustin'
They told me it's a sin,
They saw me knocking at your front door,
And they saw me smile when you let me in.
Yeh honey we're all alone,
But lets get it happening,
While your mum and dad ain't home -