Met a girl on Shinder, about a year ago
Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below
She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fatty
Yeah we're golfin' three days later, guess who shows up as my caddie?
Poontang Boomerang
Just can't throw her away
Dump her ass on a Friday night
She's back by a Saturday
Sing it, Poontang Boomerang
My friend was gettin' married, and met the bride at bay
It was pretty obvious, she wanted someone made
I showed the Johnson one time, I would make an exception
Then she tried to suck my balls and her own wedding reception
Poontang Boomerang
Eat that shit and hurl
When I get home I'm a almost guarantee
I'm gonna wind up with that girl
Poontang Boomerang
Thought about goin' gay
The boomerang wang is even worse they say
Wow
Look out
You can shove that whore, if you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better watch out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back
If you're tired of gettin' it around, you can take the next bus out of town
But you can't get far enough away, that bitch will you find any day
Change your name and cut your hair, move away to Timbuktu
But I'm tellin' you right now, that boomerang tang will follow you
You can shove that whore, if you don't wanna fuck no more
But you better look out Jack, cause that ass is comin' back
Poontang Boomerang
That shit never fails
Sure as a bat shits in the woods
And see you both have sales
Poontang Boomerang
Better watch out real quick
But the boomerang is as dangerous
Down under your dick
Poontang Boomerang
Oh yeah
Poontang Boomerang
Wwwow
Poontang Boomerang
Awww
Poontang Boomerang
Oh yeah
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